Really Funny convo

Guys look at this my EX gf tryed to call his Piony (Philopino) friend to ask me to STFU but i have enough evidence to prove im innocent and he kept on saying that i am a total noob that dont know anything but i already pawn him with the statements and my alibi.

convo:

Ichigo Arashi

Good evening

23:52Yan

yes

how may i help you sir?

23:53Ichigo Arashi

I heard you were troubling someone

23:53Yan

who

sim yee

your gf?

23:53Ichigo Arashi

Whoah, lets not assume things here

I dont know her

23:53Yan

lol

dude im just saying

and no i wasent disturbing her

23:54Ichigo Arashi

Ritsuko

23:54Yan

i wanted to ask her something

then she did not reply

23:54Ichigo Arashi

Yeah, i know

23:54Yan

so i just left chat there and thats all

so sir is you clame that i am disturbing her i preety much have a strong alibi for my self

23:56Ichigo Arashi

What's that alibi?

23:56Yan

erm you want to know what is an alibi or what is my alibi?

23:57Ichigo Arashi

Of course i know

23:58Ichigo Arashi

Anyways, dude, you have to stop asking her those questions

23:58Yan

what questions

asll i ask if she was in her room or on the com

because i am just want to know that is al

because we live close by and then i saw someone in her room

23:59Ichigo Arashi

Thats not what I heard

23:59Yan

so just making sure if it was her or someone els

you wan evidence

i can give you the chat log if you want

Today

00:00Ichigo Arashi

you know i'm referring to Ritsuko Kimura right?

00:00Yan

yes i know

and i will send you the chat log as it is with no reply and with the question in tact

would you like to see it

00:00Ichigo Arashi

Uhh, no thanks, that sounds like a long chat log

00:00Yan

not really

just 3 lines that is all

00:01Ichigo Arashi

Yeah, well, anyways, you've asked her to be your gf?

00:01Yan

that was a long time ago

she is my ex

did she tell you we went out last year ?

in fall

00:02Ichigo Arashi

Hmm? never heard of it

00:02Yan

then i guess you have to ask her then

if she never told you the truth

00:02Ichigo Arashi

Nah, i think I've heard enough

00:02Yan

how can you get physical evidence to prove that im wrong

i can even prove my innicents with the chat log

00:03Ichigo Arashi

Uhh, i've told you thats not necessary

00:04Yan

as i said im just sayings because you seem like you wanted to scold me

and so i am simply prooving my innicents

00:04Ichigo Arashi

Scold you? hell no. I'll do more than that if I get the chance

00:04Yan

you see

00:04Ichigo Arashi

Anyays, even though you've both went separate ways. You should let the past be the past

00:04Yan

so do you have full hard proof that i did something wrong

well i did not propose to her for such a long time

now we are friends but she hates me so what can i do

nothing rite my friend

so as i said

what ever she said

you want to blame it on me

go rite a head

because i have eveidence eye witnesses and a full hard core state ment saying that i am innicent and that i did not do anything wrong

with that conclution i rest my case sir

00:06Ichigo Arashi

You're taking up Law?

00:08Yan

nope

but i was a school debater

00:08Ichigo Arashi

Yeah

00:08Yan

and i am going to join the ine student councle

and also going to form a Student body court

a.k.a

Teen Court

00:09Ichigo Arashi

You better have a more stronger statement than those you have said

00:10Yan

ok

well what other statements do youw ante me to say

you have lack of evidence that i did it

00:10Ichigo Arashi

You should have a strong stand

00:10Yan

i am

so what do you intend to do

beat me up

00:11Ichigo Arashi

No, it wasnt that convincing

00:11Yan

ok well

ok well if it wasent

00:11Ichigo Arashi

And you're not worth it

00:11Yan

then do you want the eveidence to support my statement

oh yeah rite im not worth it

haha

ok thanks for the white flag then

00:12Ichigo Arashi

I'll tell you this

Just keep your past with her to yourself okay?

00:13Yan

ok

well

as i said

do you want the evidence

to prove that i am innicent

00:13Ichigo Arashi

I dont care what you said

00:13Yan

and that i have moved on

SIR

00:13Ichigo Arashi

I dont care whether you're innocent or guilty, the fuck with that

00:14Yan

ok

well then

are you from My

00:14Ichigo Arashi

I'm just telling you to keep it to yourself

00:14Yan

well

i am

and i will

so anything els you want to add sir

because your starting to bore me with all the advises that i already know and that i have done

00:15Ichigo Arashi

You still like Ritsuko dont you?

00:15Yan

me her

no

look at my relationship statis

i have someone els

and why should i like her

00:15Ichigo Arashi

Once again, i dont give a crap

00:15Yan

ok

so what do you intend to do sir

gank me

00:16Ichigo Arashi

Pass

00:16Yan

so as i said

your advice and what not is starting to bore me

would there be anything els you would like to add sir

00:17Ichigo Arashi

You try acting smart

It doesnt work for some people

00:18Yan

yeah i know

but you are boring me after all the advice over and over again

00:18Ichigo Arashi

I wasnt advicing ._.

00:18Yan

well yeah preety much

you kept on saying stay away from her

and keep things to yoru self

its all advise

not trets

advice

00:19Ichigo Arashi

Hmm, you're so narrow minded, no wonder

Threaten? wut??

00:19Yan

if you want to treten me do better sir

and btw

as i said time and time again

you want to see the physical evidance or even any other evidence then i will give it to you

if there is nothing els

i will end my case here and now

because your convo is really long

00:21Ichigo Arashi

You're not making an sense at all

00:21Yan

im sorry

i did make sence until you bore me half to death with yoru statements

no other statements

i guess that would be all

have a good day sir.^_^

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i dont know what you guys think about it but i think it was an

EPIC MEGA FAILL!!~

sorry dude you got out wited